Anything but justin bieber or one direction and i'm happy.

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via fabulousmabbitt)

lgbtgivesmehope:

[Cartoon of a man standing outside Heaven saying, ‘I’m NOT going in there with all those homosexuals!’ and God replying, ‘Who said you were going in there?’]

lgbtgivesmehope:

[Cartoon of a man standing outside Heaven saying, ‘I’m NOT going in there with all those homosexuals!’ and God replying, ‘Who said you were going in there?’]

(Source: latterdaygay, via just-cat)

hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb

(Source: trust, via baby-pixie)